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Throwing open it's virtual doors as a Christmas gift to the world on, well, Christmas 2002, theOneliner has been steadily undertaking it's task of reviewing every film ever. If only those Hollywood types would stop making them for a while, we might have a chance.
Run by three barely competent lunkheads, this site is an affront to humanity and has little relevance to todays society. Includes very occasional swearing in a vain attempt to be 'street' and 'real'. This site is the epitome of realness. We are, in fact, arbiters of reality. Yeah. You need that.
Overhauled after it's seven-month service, a fairly radical redesign occurred after we grew sick of the sight of the original design. For those that are interested, it looked rather like this. However, change is necessary. It stirs something, deep within the soul, allowing us to grow. To expand our horizons, the summer of 2005 saw an exiting, more accessible, cleaner, more stylish layout that your very eyes are currently feasting upon. As a matter of historical record, the intermediate layout can be seen here.
Expect some exciting, or at least midly interesting additions to the site over the coming weeks, as we open up our webshop offering exclusively designed T-Shirts from some of the hottest graphic artists of today. In a desperate attempt at commercialism and recouping some of the server costs, we'll have links to buy soundtracks or DVD's related to our reviews at certain retailers that have earned theOneliner seal of approval.
If, for some utterly bizarre reason you have any interest in the men behind this madness, our own personal little corners of the web should be opening up soon, if we than think of anything that's actually worth seeing. There's already quite enough homepages with pictures of pets and assorted tedium. Those sites aren't real.
They don't even know what 'real' is.